#31in31: Ava’s Possessions

Posted on October 3, 2016 by Denise

avas-possessions-poster“Are you still smoking marijuana? I mean, it’s a gateway drug, okay?”

Story: Ava was possessed for a month. Now she’s free, but life isn’t back to normal. At least there’s therapy. And a bloodstain under the rug. Let the healing begin!

Scares: A few, but this is more indie than Insidious.

Splat factor: Ditto-ish.

Closing scene “shocker”?: No, but that last scene is V cool, and there’s hints of an interesting back story.

Remake, Sequel or OG (Original Ghoul)?: Altogether original.
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Monday morning link round up

Posted on October 3, 2016 by solaana

What, like you’re doing work?

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Colonial Williamsburg is now open for scaring.

Posted on October 3, 2016 by solaana

I’m honestly not sure why it’s taken this long, but Colonial Williamsburg is now letting folks spend the night in their already haunted af houses for Halloween. Via Travel + Leisure: “Those who’ve stayed in the houses before have reported paranormal activity like moving furniture, ghostly figures, and untraceable sounds…”why Apparently the houses were always available for overnight stays, but this is the first year they’re going to egg on the ghosts by doing a whole Halloween-themed sacrificial offering of their paying guests to whatever denizens of the underworld make Colonial Williamsburg their home. Sounds delightful! There is an intriguing-sounding tour/reenactment situation called “Curse of the Sea Witch” involving Blackbeard’s stolen severed head. So if you are into soiling yourself for fun, here’s a fun, once-in-a-lifetime experience that’s right up your alley!

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#31in31 2016: The Minus Man

Posted on October 2, 2016 by Denise

the-minus-man-poster“I never make a plan. Like a comet shooting across the sky, just happens. Nobody knows where I’ll land.”

Story: A sociopathic loner who kills people that seem to have lost hope or interest in life spends some time in a a small town. He stays with an unhappy couple, and is awkwardly pursued by his coworker Ferrin. I’m sure this’ll go well.

Scares: A creepy chill throughout, but nothing overt.

Splat factor: Not much. Dead bodies but nothing drippy.

Closing scene “shocker”?: A tiny one.

Remake, Sequel or OG (Original Ghoul)?: Based on the novel by Lew McCreary Continue reading →

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#31in31 2016: These Final Hours

Posted on October 1, 2016 by Denise

these-final-hours-poster“Here it is folks. It’s happened.”

Story: An impact in the North Atlantic obliterates Western Europe, the East Coast of the United States, and West Africa, with the rest of the world quickly following suit. Australia has 12 hours to prepare for the end of the world. James just wants to get pissed into oblivion, but young Rose – who’s looking for her dad – sends his compassion into overdrive despite his best efforts.

Scares: A few of the jump, and “didn’t expect to see that”, variety.

Splat factor: As the world ends, there’s the usual ol’ ultra-violence. But most splats are a good distance away from the splash zone, rather than in your face.

Closing scene “shocker”?: Nope.

Remake, Sequel or OG (Original Ghoul)?: Apocalypse stories are everywhere, but this is an original joint. (Though there are hints of an American remake by Hilditch…) Continue reading →

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“Deepwater Horizon”: a riveting look at the people who tried to stop a disaster

Posted on September 30, 2016 by Denise

deepwater-horizon-poster

Nutshell: A riveting look at a devastating disaster, with performances that will keep viewers on the edge of their seats. You don’t need to need to understand all the techspeak, but it’s cool to hear it. Bonus: the story of the brave men and woman who tried to stop the inevitable doesn’t let BP off easy. Grade: A-

“My crew lives on this rig.  You just rent it.”

Story: Workers on the “ultra-deepwater” offshore drilling rig the Deepwater Horizon try to prevent catastrophe, and then stay alive, after high-ups from DH lessee BP pushed for dangerous drilling, bypassing and/or ignoring tests.  11 died in the explosion and aftermath, and oil flowed for 87 days (considered the largest “accidental” marine oil spill in history.) Over 8 thousand separate marine life species were affected, with consequences that still affect marine life in the area today. GODDAMMIT.

Genre I’d put it in: Disaster Movie Biopic

Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Orignal: Based on the 2010 Deepwater Horizon explosion and oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.  AKA “The BP Oil Spill That Covered All Those Poor Sea Birds, Animals, and Fish In Oil”. Continue reading →

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Betty White, Ed Asner, Loretta Swit and Bob Barker to receive animal welfare lifetime achievement awards at Metropolitan Fashion Week

Posted on September 28, 2016 by Denise
(Image: Metropolitan Fashion Week)

(Image: Metropolitan Fashion Week)

One of these days I SWEAR TO YOU I’ll never go hungry again get to Metropolitan Fashion Week. It’s now officially a bucket list thing. Why? Because this year they’re honoring Betty White, Ed Asner, Loretta Swit and Bob Barker with The GES Africa Conservation Fund‘s 2016 Lifetime Achievement Award for Animal Conservation. Super cool, right?  And any person, place or thing that’s that cool, I need to check out.

I’ve always known that Betty White, Bob Barker and Loretta Swit did a lot for animal welfare. But I’d no idea Ed Asner was also such a huge supporter. Wonderful!  Congratulations to these four outstanding folks, and read on for the full details!
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Happy Charity News: Hey kids, let’s help put on a show!

Posted on September 28, 2016 by Denise

waca-logoOkay, more like “let’s help send talented singers to a festival to help them become even more talented!”  Because the Women’s A Capella Associaton (WACA) is holding its annual She Sings Vocal Festival next year in Berkley, California.  And right now you’re probably already thinking that because Berkley and singing, it already sounds cool.

But wait! There’s more!  WACA is hoping to give scholarships to Bay Area youth who otherwise wouldn’t be able to afford to go to the Fest.  Very nice, right?  Of course it is.  Here’s the WACA mission statement:

The Women’s A Cappella Association believes in the power of the female voice and spirit & seeks to encourage musical integrity & creativity. WACA aims to educate, inspire & create a forum of open discussion, mutual respect and unwavering support for current and future women in a cappella.

Sounds like a lovely environment for talented people to come together.  Wanna help?  Well, that’s lovely, because I’ma tell you how you can do just that…

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“Anjelah Johnson: Not Fancy” album streams Oct. 7

Posted on September 28, 2016 by Denise

anjelah-johnson-not-fancyI caught Anjelah Johnson’s 2015 special, Anjelah Jonson: Not Fancy, on Netflix. And it’s a hoot.  If you don’t have Netflix?  Don’t be sad. Because Not Fancy is hitting all the streaming October 7th.  Don’t stream?  You can grab a CD on the 21st.  So you’re good.  Press deets!

Comedy Dynamics will release Anjelah Johnson: Not Fancy stand-up comedy album on all digital and streaming audio platforms on October 7th and on CD on October 21st.

Anjelah Johnson: Not Fancy was filmed at the City National Grove in Anaheim, California and the show still streams exclusively on Netflix. The special includes Johnson’s take on learning Spanish, marriage, her in-laws and jobs that she doesn’t have.

Johnson is one of the standup comics I actually drop my Netflix And Popcorn plans for, whenever I see she’s got something new.  Her comedic timing is fantastic, and her deadpan is on point.  And because I love you, here are two clips from the album courtesy of the lovely and talented PR gurus at Comedy Dynamics.  Enjoy – and for gods sake, don’t borrow Bon Qui Qui’s mascara.  That ain’t cheap y’all.

Anjelah Johnson: Not Fancy clip #1

Anjelah Johnson: Not Fancy clip#2

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TrailerWatch: “Desierto” dares you to cross the desert

Posted on September 27, 2016 by Denise

desierto-onesheet“Welcome to the land of the free.”

Jonás Cuarón and Alfonso Cuarón.  Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Gael García Bernal.  Sounds like a great combo, right?  With Desierto, it’s a recipe for horror.  Now typically I’m all gung ho and ready for fun, but this one really creeps me out.  The horror of something that could actually happen? I’ll be clutching at anything and everything around me. Apologies in advance, aisle buddies. Synopsis!

From Jonás Cuarón and Alfonso Cuarón, the acclaimed filmmakers of Gravity, comes a unique, modern vision of terror. Desierto is a visceral, heart-pounding suspense-thriller packed with tension and suspense from start to finish, starring Gael García Bernal (The Motorcycle Diaries and Y Tu Mamá También) and Jeffrey Dean Morgan (Watchmen).

What begins as a hopeful journey to seek a better life becomes a harrowing and primal fight for survival when a deranged, rifle-toting vigilante chases a group of unarmed men and women through the treacherous U.S.-Mexican border. In the harsh, unforgiving desert terrain, the odds are stacked firmly against them as they continuously discover there’s nowhere to hide from the unrelenting, merciless killer.

I will never listen to a teddy bear music box in quite the same way.  Desierto focuses its sights on theaters October 14, 2016.

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