August is always a hot one. But not if you’re inside watching a movie, amirite? Well, I’ve got 10 copies of The Huntsman: Winter’s War from the lovely folks at Universal, and I’m itching to give ’em to you. Synopsis!
The Huntsman: Winter’s War stars Charlize Theron (Mad Max: Fury Road, Monster) as the evil Queen Ravenna, who betrays her good sister Freya (Emily Blunt: Sicario, Edge of Tomorrow) with an unforgivable act, freezing Freya’s heart to love and unleashing in her an icy power she never knew she possessed. Retreating to a kingdom far to the north, Freya raises an army of Huntsmen as her protectors, with the only rule that no two of them should ever fall in love. As a war for domination escalates between the two queens, the hero standing between good and evil is Freya’s most elite Huntsman, Eric (Chris Hemsworth: Thor, Star Trek Into Darkness). Alongside fellow warrior Sara (Jessica Chastain: The Martian, The Help) — the only woman who has ever captured his heart — Eric must help Freya vanquish her sister or Ravenna’s wickedness will rule for eternity.
Along with the movie itself, there’s an extended version of the film, a peek behind the scenes, deleted scenes, and a director’s commentary! I thought the visuals and the performances were lovely. And I admit I’m jealous; I want to check out the Blu-ray extended cut to see how the story plays out at that length. What will you think? Only one way to find out…
Ready to get your scared on? In today’s all-cellphone-all-the-time culture, NOT watching a video is like not thinking about an elephant when someone tells you not to. (GOTCHA!) Samara, the long-haired well dweller from Ring, is back and wants to take things to the World Wide Web. Is she gonna? Uh, DUH. Synopsis!
Gearing up for Awards Season Onslaught, readers? I know I am; it’s the most wonderful time of the movie year! For your consideration, I have passes for The Light Between Oceans, a bittersweet story that has gold statues written all over it. Synopsis!
“What you don’t understand is, Morgan is still evolving.”
It’s time, folks! Small Press Expo has released this year’s list of nominees for the Ignatz Awards! What are they? Well, they’re named after a really adorable mouse…with a not so adorable way of throwing bricks. Read Krazy Kat. You’ll thank me later.
“The war is happening. This is about money.”
Stranded on a desert island sounds pretty good, right? Palm trees, nice sea breezes, coconuts for days…of course, if you’re Robinson Crusoe you might be a bit worried about what’s in store. No worries though; animals to the rescue! And you can see for yourself, because I’ve got 4-PACK passes for The Wild Life! Synopsis!
No, this isn’t a re-showing of that creepy film from 1999. You’re thinking of the Blair Witch Project. This is the 21st Century y’all; it’s time for an update on those creepy woods. Synopsis!
With featured creators from Spanish Fever-Stories By The New Spanish Cartoonists, SPX is gathering together a fantastic crop o’ talent. Worth the drive down? Well, I’ma make the trip. See you there?


