Stranded on a desert island sounds pretty good, right? Palm trees, nice sea breezes, coconuts for days…of course, if you’re Robinson Crusoe you might be a bit worried about what’s in store. No worries though; animals to the rescue! And you can see for yourself, because I’ve got 4-PACK passes for The Wild Life! Synopsis!
From the over-exuberant parrot Mak to the snack-obsessed tapir Rosie, from the persnickety echidna Epi to the acrobatic pangolin Pango, from the ditzy goat Scrubby to the commonsensical kingfisher Kiki and the always-cool chameleon Carmello, things are larger-than-life on a tropical isle that is pure wild animal paradise. Then Robinson Crusoe, a marooned human, arrives in the midst of a furious storm, and their lives are forever changed by this bewildering new “creature.” No matter their differences, castaway human and quirky animals embark on an hilarious new adventure, building the island’s first tree-house and surviving together. But when two conniving members of the animal kingdom — the savage cats Mal & May – pounce into a battle for control of the island, Crusoe and his animal posse must uncover the true power of friendship against all odds (even savage cats).
The trailer is adorable. Plus, there’s an animated pangolin. Pangolins rule. You with me? Let’s hit the beach!
No, this isn’t a re-showing of that creepy film from 1999. You’re thinking of the Blair Witch Project. This is the 21st Century y’all; it’s time for an update on those creepy woods. Synopsis!
With featured creators from Spanish Fever-Stories By The New Spanish Cartoonists, SPX is gathering together a fantastic crop o’ talent. Worth the drive down? Well, I’ma make the trip. See you there?
Baltimore Comic-Con is amping up for a Grade A year, and now they’ve released info on what Boom! Studios is bringing to the party. In addition to getting top-shelf creators like Corey Godbey, James Asmus, Goñi Montes, Hope Larson and Matthew Daley, they’ll have some pretty sweet BCC exclusives!
“It’s because we wear glasses.”
Time for another peek into the life of Bridget Jones, and I’ve got passes for this latest outing, Bridget Jones’s Baby! Synopsis!
Like westerns? Like skipping screenings and just going to the movies when the show’s running at the multiplex? Want a pass so you and a buddy can get in free? Well, I’ve got your hookup; there’s 5 ROE passes for the Baltimore run of Hell or High Water! And they’ll be good through the run of the film, from Monday through Thursday. Synopsis!
Tom Cruise loves to open cans of whupass onscreen. I love watching him do it. It’s always a good time, and he looks like he’s having so much damn fun. For the new Jack Reacher: Never Go Back teaser, Cruise is busting heads, and being badass. And also, Cobie Smulders! She’s got that S.H.I.E.L.D. thing down, so it’ll be fun watching these two work together. Synopsis!
Atomic Fangirl 