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Professional nerd. Lover of licorice.

31 in 31: Scared Shrekless

Yesterday was rough. Kitty went to the V. E. T. for teeth cleaning. Listless after the anesthesia, they said. Disinterested, they said. Not hungry, they said. PAH. So yeah, spent half the day & all night making sure Skamperpuss didn’t … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Cherry Falls

Story: kids are getting slaughtered in Cherry Falls. More specifically, virgins are getting slaughtered. When trying to stop the killer gets the adults nowhere, the teens decide to take matters into their own hands. Or, as the principal so eloquently … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Tales from the Darkside The Movie

Story: dinner party time. A woman has invited her friends & is prepping the feast. Oh, the woman is a witch, and the main course is a kid. Before you can say “Holy Hansel!”, the kid decides to try to … Continue reading →

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The 100% Unofficial Piranha 3DD Drinking Game

Since it’s not only Halloween Month but also Breast Cancer Awareness Month, here’s a drinking game that combines the two. Bottoms Up, y’all. Drink when: * there’s a fish POV (PIRANHA-CAM!) * a z-list “star” bites it * you see … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Scary Godmother Halloween Spooktacular

Story: A group of kids decide to freak out the youngest among them with a story about having to feed the monsters in a haunted house some candy. No, those assholes don’t get slaughtered. Instead the little one gets a … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: The Amityville Horror (1979)

Story: A big house for an absolute steal. Nice. But don’t those upper windows look like evil eyes staring down at you? And hey, there’s nothing to those murders that occurred in the house years ago, right? Riiiiight. GET OUT. … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: V/H/S

Story: A few guys who are up to no good started makin’ trouble in my neighborhood decide to try for some easy money. All they have to do is steal an old VHS tape from some guy’s house. Easy, right? … Continue reading →

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From Geek for e — Sinister

As always, clicky on the hypertext title for the full review! Movie Review: Sinister When I first saw this film, I hated it.  Couldn’t stand it.  Pissed me off, even.  Then I realized; I’d been scared through the whole thing. … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Teenage Zombies

Story: Hey you hep cats, dig this crazy story about some teenagers who split the scene to have some fun on an island that turns out to be a place where teens get gassed into submission. Guess who’s next for … Continue reading →

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New images from Tarantino’s The Man With The Iron Fists

It’s Tarantino bitches. You KNOW you wanna see this. The description from IMDb sounds promising: “In feudal China, a blacksmith who makes weapons for a small village is put in the position where he must defend himself and his fellow … Continue reading →

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