Category Archives: Movie Reviews

“Jojo Rabbit”

Posted on October 31, 2019 by Denise

“Be the rabbit!” Story: Jojo Beltzler is ten years old, loves his mom, and has an imaginary best friend. Awwww, right? Well, his imaginary best friend is Adolph Hitler, and Jojo is a member of the Hitlerjugend. So…kinda not so … Continue reading →

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#31in31 2019 – “Zombieland: Double Tap”

Posted on October 31, 2019 by Denise

“Why not go big and go home?” Story: It’s been ten years, and our foursome has turned into a real family. With all the snarking, insecurities and plain-old butt-pain moments that entails. Good thing the zombies haven’t mutated, causing some … Continue reading →

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#31in31 2019 – “Eerie”

Posted on October 30, 2019 by Denise

“They’re afraid of me. Why aren’t you?” Story: A Catholic girls school with a tragic past. A new guidance counselor who is determined to help the children she sees. All of them. Even the dead ones. Scares: Plenty of chills. … Continue reading →

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“Motherless Brooklyn” – normcore noir pulled off nicely

Posted on October 29, 2019 by Denise

“D, you’re the tits!” Story: Lionel Essrog has one hell of a brain. His ability to remember things is practically photographic. But his Tourette syndrome makes connecting with others rough in 1950s NYC. So when his mentor and father-figure Frank … Continue reading →

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#31in31 2019 – “RiffTrax: Gamera the Invincible”

Posted on October 28, 2019 by Denise

“And also Batman!” Story: A little boy named Kenny Toshiro loves his little turtle. Then a big turtle comes to town. A really, really big turtle. And hey, that turtle brought the RiffTrax crew! Yay! Scares: It’s scary how much … Continue reading →

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#31in31 2019 – “Sadako vs Kayako”

Posted on October 27, 2019 by Denise

“Obviously I’m not okay!” Story: Let’s get ready to rumble! In this corner Sadako, aka The Cursed Video killer from Ringu! In the other, Kayako the revenge killer from Ju On! In between, two young girls who found that damn … Continue reading →

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#31in31 2019 – The Old Dark House

Posted on October 26, 2019 by Denise

“But it’s awful! How can you be so calm?” Story: Rain and Britain go together like peanut butter and jelly. But one night in Wales things get really bad, with a mudslide stranding travelers in the middle of the night. … Continue reading →

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#31in31 2019 – “House of the Witch”

Posted on October 24, 2019 by Denise

“It’s Halloween, it’s creepy, that’s why it’s a good dare.” Story: Meadowcrest Mansion is abandoned, and has a slew of creepy stories surrounding it. One year after a local teen’s disappearance, a group of college folks (and Token Stayed Home … Continue reading →

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#31in31 2019 – “Head Count”

Posted on October 23, 2019 by Denise

“One… Two… Three…Four… Five.” Story: Spring break! Evan leaves campus and hits the wide open spaces to visit his uber-granola older brother during his time off. But a cute girl catches his eye, and Evan starts hanging out with her … Continue reading →

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#31in31 2019 – “The Ranger”

Posted on October 22, 2019 by Denise

“Violators will be punished.” Story: Years ago Chelsea’s uncle was “killed by a wolf” while they were at his deep woods cabin. Now teenage Chelsea is a punk aficionado hanging out with a group of other middle class kids playing … Continue reading →

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