TrailerWatch: “Extremely Wicket, Shockingly Evil and Vile” has Efron go full Bundy

I remember researching serial killer Ted Bundy for undergrad. And what came up time and time again was that so many people found him “handsome” and “nice”. Zac Efron plays with these ideas and in the new trailer for Vile we get to see hints at the depravity within Bundy’s soul. Based on the book The Phantom Prince; My Life with Ted Bundy by Elizabeth Kendall, Vile looks like it’s gonna give excellent creep.

Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile hits Netflix and select theaters on May 3rd, 2019. While I’ve got the ‘filx, I may hit the big screen for this one.

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: “Little”!

I love Big, Freaky Friday (ALL OF THEM) and 13 Going on 30. So when I saw the trailer for Little, I got stoked. You too? Well, I’ve got passes y’all!  Synopsis!

Girls Trip’s Regina Hall and Black-ish’s Marsai Martin both star as Jordan Sanders — Hall as the take-no-prisoners tech mogul adult version of Jordan and Martin as the 13-year-old version of her who wakes up in her adult self’s penthouse just before a do-or-die presentation. Insecure’s Issa Rae plays Jordan’s long-suffering assistant April, the only one in on the secret that her daily tormentor is now trapped in an awkward tween body just as everything is on the line. Little is an irreverent new comedy about the price of success, the power of sisterhood and having a second chance to grow up — and glow up — right.

So glad to see Black-ish‘s Martin on the big screen. Ready? Let’s go!

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Columbia Screening Pass-palooza: “Breakthrough”!

Ready for some heart-string tugging? Because I’ve got passes for Breakthrough! Synopsis!

BREAKTHROUGH is based on the inspirational true story of one mother’s unfaltering love in the face of impossible odds. When Joyce Smith’s adopted son John falls through an icy Missouri lake, all hope seems lost. But as John lies lifeless, Joyce refuses to give up. Her steadfast belief inspires those around her to continue to pray for John’s recovery, even in the face of every case history and scientific prediction. From producer DeVon Franklin (Miracles from Heaven) and adapted for the screen by Grant Nieporte (Seven Pounds) from Joyce Smith’s own book, BREAKTHROUGH is an enthralling reminder that faith and love can create a mountain of hope, and sometimes even a miracle.

Ready? Let’s go!

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TrailerWatch “Godzilla: King of the Monsters” takes us over the rainbow

“This is Godzilla’s world. We just live in it.”

Oh man the trailers for Godzilla: King of the Monsters are getting better and better! A closer look at Mothra, Rodan and Ghidorah! Snippets of smackdowns! A look at devastation humanity experiences when the Titans unleash! All while “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” plays in the background. DEEEEAM. Very effective.

Godzilla: King of the Monsters hits theaters May 31st, 2019.

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Blu-ray Giveaway: “Glass”!

M Night Shyamalan’s Unbreakable trilogy wraps with Glass – and if you didn’t see it in theaters, now’s your chance to catch it on Blu-ray!  Heck, if you saw it in theaters and loved it, here’s your chance to own it on Blu-ray!

I’ve got ten copies I can give away, and y’know what? I’m gonna. How, you ask?

Well, I’m gonna mail out five copies, and hand out five. Because I do what I want! How can you get your hot littles on a copy? Right this way…

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Mill Creek announces “90s Retro” Blu-rays for 90s hits!

Maybe it’s because I’ve been re-watching Captain Marvel and really miss video stores (#RIPBlockbuster), but these cool VHS-look Blu-rays from Mill Creek are looking really sweet. I’m dying to get my hands on a copy of Jury Duty; I’m an unabashed Pauly Shore movie fan. I an’t ashamed. (Okay, JCVD is the boss, and Double Team is so much fun.)

So if you’re a 90s movie fan like I am, check these out.

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: Pet Sematary!

Loved the original film adaptation of Stephen King’s absolutely horrifying story. (Hell, I still get creeped out every time I see a semi blast by a house on a small road.) So ready to go get creeped out again? Because I’ve got passes for the B’more screening of Pet Sematary! Synopsis!

“Based on the seminal horror novel by Stephen King, Pet Sematary follows Dr. Louis Creed (Jason Clarke), who, after relocating with his wife Rachel (Amy Seimetz) and their two young children from Boston to rural Maine, discovers a mysterious burial ground hidden deep in the woods near the family’s new home. When tragedy strikes, Louis turns to his unusual neighbor, Jud Crandall (John Lithgow), setting off a perilous chain reaction that unleashes an unfathomable evil with horrific consequences.

Ready? Let’s go!

What: ADMIT TWO to the B’more screening of Pet Sematary!

Where: Wednesday, April 3

Why: Spooky!

How: Clicky! http://www.gofobo.com/cJFyw92260

Remember: seating for screenings are first come first served and not guaranteed. So get there early to get a seat.

Good luck everyone!

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Check out the new London, Berlin and Venice posters for “Spider-Man: Far From Home”!

I like how each city gets their own poster. And I’m digging that we’ll get to see Petey in each city. Synopsis!

Peter Parker returns in Spider-Man™: Far From Home, the next chapter of the Spider-Man™: Homecoming series! Our friendly neighborhood Super Hero decides to join his best friends Ned, MJ, and the rest of the gang on a European vacation. However, Peter’s plan to leave super heroics behind for a few weeks are quickly scrapped when he begrudgingly agrees to help Nick Fury uncover the mystery of several elemental creature attacks, creating havoc across the continent!

Spider-Man: Far From Home hits theaters this July!

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Theater Call: tix to DC’s “A Bronx Tale” $69 for 4 days!

Hey my theater peeps! A Bronx Tale is coming to DC’s National Theater, and there are discount tix to be had! For four nights (3/26, 3/27, 3/28, and 3/31 evenings), use code BRONX1 for $69 tickets! (Excludes premium seats, naturally. Because they’re premium, of course.)

For opening night tomorrow (March 26th), Chazz Palminteri, who wrote the play about his life and starred in it on Broadway, will be in attendance to kick off the run at The National Theatre! Enough exclamation points? NO!!!

Synopsis & 411:

A BRONX TALE – Broadway’s hit crowd-pleaser takes you to the stoops of the Bronx in the 1960s, where a young man is caught between the father he loves and the mob boss he’d love to be. Bursting with high, energy dance numbers and original doo-wop tunes from Alan Menken, the songwriter of Beauty and the Beast, A BRONX TALE is an unforgettable story of loyalty and family. Academy Award® winner Robert De Niro and Tony® winner Jerry Zaks direct this streetwise musical, based on Academy Award nominee Chazz Palminteri’s story, that The New York Times hailed as “A Critics’ Pick! The kind of tale that makes you laugh and cry.”

Featuring 10 alumni from the Broadway production, the cast is led by Joe Barbara as Sonny, Richard H. Blake as Lorenzo, Joey Barreiro as Calogero, Michelle Aravena as Rosina, Brianna-Marie Bell as Jane, Antonio Beverly as Tyrone, Frankie Leoni as Young Calogero, and Shane Pry as Young Calogero Alternate.

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Elsewhere Reviews: Naomi Booth, “Sealed”

Originally published at The Green Man Review!

“Oh lord, keep me safe from harm. Oh lord, keep me safe from my skin”

This is a first novel? Wow. Absolutely stunning. Feels a bit like Shirley Jackson’s We Have Always Lived in the Castle or Charlotte Perkins Gilman’s The Yellow Wallpaper. Alice, a young woman who’s almost-to-the-finish-line pregnant, moves to the Australian Outback with her partner Pete to get away from the city and ready themselves for their baby. Oh, and did I mention that there’s an outbreak of “Cutis Sigillatis”, a horrible (and thankfully fictional) condition that causes people’s skin to rapidly grow over every bodily opening? Is this caused by pollution, toxins in food, or something else? Whatever the cause, Alice becomes more and more unsettled, focusing solely on cutis to the detriment of her relationship, her job, and human interaction. Continue reading

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