Elsewhere Reviews: Reese’s Outrageous! Pieces bar

Originally posted over at The Green Man Review!

I love peanut butter, I love chocolate, I love caramel. And I really dig Reese’s Pieces. But Outrageous is less the sum of its parts. And that’s a real shame.

The bar has a nice weight to it, and the look reminds me of a Baby Ruth or 100 Grand. But instead of peanuts or crisped rice, Outrageous uses mini Reese’s Pieces to surround a core of Reese’s peanut butter coated in caramel. It’s covered in the usual milk chocolate you’d find in a Reese’s cup, and it was fun to bite “sideways” and get a chunk of chocolate and mini’s.

But this bar can get messy. My first bite sent several minis falling onto the table, along with some mini-sized pieces of chocolate coating. There doesn’t seem to be quite enough caramel to hold things together, though the caramel does stretch out nicely from the bar with each bite. Then it hit me; there was too much mini, not enough ensemble cast. Sure, I could see caramel. I could see chocolate. And every so often I could see that peanut butter core, though it’s much too small to make any kind of impression – I had to dig around with a mini-fork to try to get a taste of it. This is more a Reese’s Pieces bar than a melding of ingredients.

Because minis make up the majority flavor profile (90% of the time that’s all you’ll taste), it also extremely sweet. The minis are front and center, but all the sugar from the caramel, core and chocolate hit the tongue after a few chews, leaving my stomach unhappy after a few bites. My brain threatened sugar-rush headache as well, leaving me slightly nauseated and unhappy with the whole experience. I can’t imagine finishing the entire bar in one go. In fact, I’d much rather have each item separately, or simply wait for them to re-issue their vastly superior Reese’s Nutrageous bars that has peanuts instead of minis. I suggest you do the same.

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“Shazam!” flies high

“I’m a foster mom – what’s your superpower?”

Story: Billy Batson only wants one thing in this world; to be reunited with the mother he was separated from during a busy carnival when he was a toddler. But Billy’s gonna get a whole lot more than that, when an ancient wizard bestows All The Power onto 14-year-old Billy. When another super-powered human brings the pain – and monsters – I’m sure things will go…heroically.

Genre I’d put it in: Successful DCEU Films

Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Original: Based on the Captain Marvel/Shazam comics created by Bill Parker and C.C. Beck. (Not to be confused with Marvel’s Captain Marvel. That’s a whole ‘nother messy thing.) Continue reading

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TrailerWatch: “Extremely Wicket, Shockingly Evil and Vile” has Efron go full Bundy

I remember researching serial killer Ted Bundy for undergrad. And what came up time and time again was that so many people found him “handsome” and “nice”. Zac Efron plays with these ideas and in the new trailer for Vile we get to see hints at the depravity within Bundy’s soul. Based on the book The Phantom Prince; My Life with Ted Bundy by Elizabeth Kendall, Vile looks like it’s gonna give excellent creep.

Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile hits Netflix and select theaters on May 3rd, 2019. While I’ve got the ‘filx, I may hit the big screen for this one.

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: “Little”!

I love Big, Freaky Friday (ALL OF THEM) and 13 Going on 30. So when I saw the trailer for Little, I got stoked. You too? Well, I’ve got passes y’all!  Synopsis!

Girls Trip’s Regina Hall and Black-ish’s Marsai Martin both star as Jordan Sanders — Hall as the take-no-prisoners tech mogul adult version of Jordan and Martin as the 13-year-old version of her who wakes up in her adult self’s penthouse just before a do-or-die presentation. Insecure’s Issa Rae plays Jordan’s long-suffering assistant April, the only one in on the secret that her daily tormentor is now trapped in an awkward tween body just as everything is on the line. Little is an irreverent new comedy about the price of success, the power of sisterhood and having a second chance to grow up — and glow up — right.

So glad to see Black-ish‘s Martin on the big screen. Ready? Let’s go!

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Columbia Screening Pass-palooza: “Breakthrough”!

Ready for some heart-string tugging? Because I’ve got passes for Breakthrough! Synopsis!

BREAKTHROUGH is based on the inspirational true story of one mother’s unfaltering love in the face of impossible odds. When Joyce Smith’s adopted son John falls through an icy Missouri lake, all hope seems lost. But as John lies lifeless, Joyce refuses to give up. Her steadfast belief inspires those around her to continue to pray for John’s recovery, even in the face of every case history and scientific prediction. From producer DeVon Franklin (Miracles from Heaven) and adapted for the screen by Grant Nieporte (Seven Pounds) from Joyce Smith’s own book, BREAKTHROUGH is an enthralling reminder that faith and love can create a mountain of hope, and sometimes even a miracle.

Ready? Let’s go!

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TrailerWatch “Godzilla: King of the Monsters” takes us over the rainbow

“This is Godzilla’s world. We just live in it.”

Oh man the trailers for Godzilla: King of the Monsters are getting better and better! A closer look at Mothra, Rodan and Ghidorah! Snippets of smackdowns! A look at devastation humanity experiences when the Titans unleash! All while “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” plays in the background. DEEEEAM. Very effective.

Godzilla: King of the Monsters hits theaters May 31st, 2019.

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Blu-ray Giveaway: “Glass”!

M Night Shyamalan’s Unbreakable trilogy wraps with Glass – and if you didn’t see it in theaters, now’s your chance to catch it on Blu-ray!  Heck, if you saw it in theaters and loved it, here’s your chance to own it on Blu-ray!

I’ve got ten copies I can give away, and y’know what? I’m gonna. How, you ask?

Well, I’m gonna mail out five copies, and hand out five. Because I do what I want! How can you get your hot littles on a copy? Right this way…

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Mill Creek announces “90s Retro” Blu-rays for 90s hits!

Maybe it’s because I’ve been re-watching Captain Marvel and really miss video stores (#RIPBlockbuster), but these cool VHS-look Blu-rays from Mill Creek are looking really sweet. I’m dying to get my hands on a copy of Jury Duty; I’m an unabashed Pauly Shore movie fan. I an’t ashamed. (Okay, JCVD is the boss, and Double Team is so much fun.)

So if you’re a 90s movie fan like I am, check these out.

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: Pet Sematary!

Loved the original film adaptation of Stephen King’s absolutely horrifying story. (Hell, I still get creeped out every time I see a semi blast by a house on a small road.) So ready to go get creeped out again? Because I’ve got passes for the B’more screening of Pet Sematary! Synopsis!

“Based on the seminal horror novel by Stephen King, Pet Sematary follows Dr. Louis Creed (Jason Clarke), who, after relocating with his wife Rachel (Amy Seimetz) and their two young children from Boston to rural Maine, discovers a mysterious burial ground hidden deep in the woods near the family’s new home. When tragedy strikes, Louis turns to his unusual neighbor, Jud Crandall (John Lithgow), setting off a perilous chain reaction that unleashes an unfathomable evil with horrific consequences.

Ready? Let’s go!

What: ADMIT TWO to the B’more screening of Pet Sematary!

Where: Wednesday, April 3

Why: Spooky!

How: Clicky! http://www.gofobo.com/cJFyw92260

Remember: seating for screenings are first come first served and not guaranteed. So get there early to get a seat.

Good luck everyone!

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Check out the new London, Berlin and Venice posters for “Spider-Man: Far From Home”!

I like how each city gets their own poster. And I’m digging that we’ll get to see Petey in each city. Synopsis!

Peter Parker returns in Spider-Man™: Far From Home, the next chapter of the Spider-Man™: Homecoming series! Our friendly neighborhood Super Hero decides to join his best friends Ned, MJ, and the rest of the gang on a European vacation. However, Peter’s plan to leave super heroics behind for a few weeks are quickly scrapped when he begrudgingly agrees to help Nick Fury uncover the mystery of several elemental creature attacks, creating havoc across the continent!

Spider-Man: Far From Home hits theaters this July!

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