Category Archives: 31 in 31

#31in31 2018 – “Bedeviled” (2016)

“What the fuck?” Story: Some random chick dies in a cut to black, and her random friends get “invited” to download an app…from their dead friend. Whoooo! But naturally these idiots download the app anyway. Will they all die one … Continue reading →

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#31in31 2018 – “Starve”

“I’m a fucking brown belt, bitch!” Story: I’m a writer! I need to experience things in order to write about them! So, girlfriend and bro, let’s go check out a Florida sinkhole in the middle of nowhere, and search for … Continue reading →

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#31in31 2018 – “Prom Night” (1980)

“Kill! The killer’s gonna get you!” Story: Six years ago, a young girl was killed in a horrible accident. The kids that inadvertently caused her fall vow to never tell anyone what happened… Time for Alexander Hamilton High’s senior prom! … Continue reading →

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#31in31 2018 -“Slasher: Guilty Party” (Slasher Season 2)

“Good luck pretending it didn’t happen.” Story: After accidentally(?) killing a fellow camp counselor five years ago, a group of former friends go back to the scene of the crime. Now it’s a commune filled with peace loving vegans (probably.) … Continue reading →

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#31in31 2018 – “Office” (2015)

“Who are you?” Story: A mild mannered Korean salaryman goes home to his family… And slaughters them. Why? Nobody seems to know. Meanwhile, his mercilessly bullied intern stresses about being hired full-time, and a police detective seems to be getting … Continue reading →

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#31in31 2018: Mira Grant’s Horror Movie Survival Guide

“Q: What was that noise? A: Here’s a tip: it wasn’t the wind.” I love Mira Grant.  She’s my spirit animal. (Okay fine.  So is Matt Bellassi, Lindsay Ellis, and of course Stephen King. But roll with me here.)  If … Continue reading →

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#31in31 2018: “Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever”

“Laugh it off man, this ain’t shit.” Story: The survivor of the original Fever made it out (relatively) alive, hooray! He swam in a river and came out the other side. But don’t get attached. Instead, wonder what happens to … Continue reading →

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#31in31 2018: “The Awakening”

“Without science people don’t believe in nothing, they believe in everything.” Story: It’s just after WWI, and a woman who has a painful past tries to cope by exposing “paranormal” frauds. Then she’s asked to help figure out mysterious goings-on … Continue reading →

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#31in31 2018: let’s get this started with “I Had a Bloody Good Time at House Harker”!

Welcome to #31in31!  My yearly horror hound collection of horror movies for October, aka The Most Wonderful Time of the Year.  Let’s get started, yeah? “Wait. You really liked it? Well now I feel terrible.” Story: The last remaining Harkers … Continue reading →

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#31in31 2017 – “The Blob (1958)”

“Do I look like somebody’s playing a practical joke? Am I laughing, or am I scared stiff?”  Story: So this thing from outta the sky hits the ground, you hip?  Next thing you know, some old man’s all grody with … Continue reading →

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