“Murder on the Orient Express”(2017) – a gorgeous but slightly bumpy ride

Nutshell: Gorgeous visuals, a stellar cast, and a killer mystery adds up to a promising film. Though things tend to sputter midway through, and the plot focuses a bit too heavily on Poirot, it all gets wrapped up nicely.  Plus, that scenery! Grade: B

“The killer is mocking me.  Good.  His first mistake.”

Story: Hercule Poirot, the self- and widely proclaimed Greatest Detective In The World, is long overdue for a bit of R&R.  Unfortunately his restful train ride from Aleppo to Istanbul becomes work when a passenger is murdered.  Should be easy work; every single person on the train seems to have disliked the recently deceased… Continue reading →

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TrailerWatch: “The Post” trailer and poster!

Streep! Hanks! Speilberg! Seriously, what more do you need to know about The Post? Okay…synopsis!

Steven Spielberg directs Meryl Streep and Tom Hanks in The Post, a thrilling drama about the unlikely partnership between The Washington Post’s Katharine Graham (Streep), the first female publisher of a major American newspaper, and editor Ben Bradlee (Hanks), as they race to catch up with The New York Times to expose a massive cover-up of government secrets that spanned three decades and four U.S. Presidents. The two must overcome their differences as they risk their careers – and their very freedom – to help bring long-buried truths to light.

I love me some journalistic intrigue!  You too?  Peep the trailer below.  The Post hits theaters December 22nd, 2017 in Awards Season limited release, and January 12th, 2018 wide.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrXlY6gzTTM

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: “Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri”!

Happy Wednesday!  Ready for passes for a dark comedy indie flick?  Well I can totally help you out on that, because I’ve got passes for Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri!

The trailer looks amazing…but that’s to be expected when you’ve got someone like Frances McDormand in the lead. Synopsis!

THREE BILLBOARDS OUTSIDE EBBING, MISSOURI is a darkly comedic drama from Academy Award® winner Martin McDonagh (IN BRUGES). After months have passed without a culprit in her daughter’s murder case, Mildred Hayes (Academy Award® winner Frances McDormand) makes a bold move, commissioning three signs leading into her town with a controversial message directed at William Willoughby (Academy Award® nominee Woody Harrelson), the town’s revered chief of police. When his second-in-command Officer Dixon (Sam Rockwell), an immature mother’s boy with a penchant for violence, gets involved, the battle between Mildred and Ebbing’s law enforcement is only exacerbated.

Ready to get your indie on?  Let’s go!

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: “The Room”!

Ever hear about the film The Room?  It’s known as “the worst movie ever made”, but it’s loved by many, and a midnight movie favorite.  Wanna know what all the fuss is about?  Well, I’ve got passes for a Baltimore showing of The Room, so you can check it out…and be prepared for when this film’s biopic The Disaster Artist hits theaters next month!

Synopsis?  Sure, such as it is…

THE ROOM is about Johnny, who is a successful banker (possibly a vampire, too) that lives happily in a San Francisco townhouse with his fiancée, Lisa. One day, inexplicably, she gets bored with him and decides to seduce his best friend, Mark. From there, nothing is ever the same again.

Ready?  Let’s go!

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Con News: “Mantis” comes to Awesome Con 2018!

Holy cow – it’s gonna be all sorts of Guardians of the Galaxy at Awesome Con next year!  Karen Gillian, Dave Bautista, Michael Rooker, Sean Gunn…and now Mantis, Pom Klementieff will be joining in.   Can’t wait for the panel goodness, can you?

Better be sure to grab your tickets and hotel room, because this is promising to be one outta-sight, outer-space ‘con!  See you there!

 

 

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Thor: Ragnarok – a rockin’ good time

Nutshell: Taika Waititi swings and hits it out of the gladiatorial ballpark with this laugh out loud action adventure.   Hemsworth is game as a newly hammerless (but not humorless) God of Thunder, Tessa Thompson’s Valkyrie more than keeps up with the two Avengers, Blanchett tears it up as Thor’s sis, with Ruffalo’s Banner trying desperately to keep it together.  And let’s face it; Idris Elba looks fantastic in dreads.  What more could you wish for?  Two end credits scenes?  DONE. Grade: A-

“I make grave mistakes all the time.  Everything seems to work out.” Continue reading →

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#31in31 2017 – “The Blob (1958)”

“Do I look like somebody’s playing a practical joke? Am I laughing, or am I scared stiff?” 

Story: So this thing from outta the sky hits the ground, you hip?  Next thing you know, some old man’s all grody with it, a Clyde and his Sophie take him to the doc for a patch-up.  Things got put on the front burner fast though, with the old man disappearing lickety-split.  Before you know it, that cat and kitten are the only ones who really dig the scene, and they’ve gotta agitate the asphalt in order to spread the word from the bird.  Want more?  What, you writin’ a book?

Scares: Zero.  This is strictly 50s drive-in deliciousness. Continue reading →

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#31in31 2017 – “The Blob (1988)”

“That’s great; I killed the strawberry jam.”

Story: A meteor touches down near a small town.  Requisite stock character Old Man Hermit goes looking for it, and damn if it doesn’t stick to him.  Stick to him good.  A couple of teens take him to the hospital, where it continues to stick to him…and grow.  Sure hope it doesn’t get much bigger.

Scares: Straight-up drive-in funtime shocks.

Splat factor: Bodies dissolve.  Less splat, more ooze. Continue reading →

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Elsewhere Review: Gross and Altman’s “Slayers & Vampires: The Complete Uncensored, Unauthorized Oral History of Buffy and Angel

Read the original piece HERE at Green Man Review!

Published just in time for the 20th anniversary of BtVS (whoa), this collection of comments, anecdotes and deep thoughts is obviously a treasure trove of delight for fans of the Whedonverse.  But it’s also a great book for anyone who’s interested in how a show gets made, how a show stays on the air, how a show continues to deliver fresh ideas years in…well, you get the idea.  Slayers & Vampires is an absolute must for anyone interested in the behind-the-scenes world of television.

But wait, there’s more! (Why am I sounding like an infomercial?  Dunno, but let’s roll with it.) I loved the deep dives into topics like feminism on TV, and how the mythology of vampires and how perceptions have changed.  And of course the Willow/Tara relationship and how that relationship ultimately flipped the script on LGBTQ relationships on TV. For the better. You can thank Buffy for that y’all.  She saved the world a lot, indeed. Continue reading →

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#31in31 2017 – “Cube”

“You gotta save yourselves from yourselves.”

Story: Seven people find themselves trapped in a maze of small cubes.  Catch?  They don’t know the way out, and many of those cubes hold deadly traps.  I’m sure these seven folks will band together and help each other escape. Let the fun begin!

Scares: Lots and lots of suspense, and a few jump scares.

Splat factor: Let’s just say that one character gets sliced into little tiny cubes (GET IT?) and that’s just the opening scene. Continue reading →

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