Story: Crazy rich basic tween bitches – and one scholarship girl – get together for a slumber party. Of course catty sniping rules the evening…and so does a killer who seems to know what they’re posting on their favorite social media game.
Scares: Not many, but there are a few incredible death scenes that show real promise in this filmmaker.
Splat factor: See above.
Closing scene “shocker”?: Not if you’ve been paying attention.
Remake, Sequel or OG (Original Ghoul)?: Wholly original. Continue reading →
A part of the Doctor StrangeIMAX Exclusive Look last night was a bit of information on how fans could work with Marvel on a new charity endeavor…and look cool doing it. Marvel Studio Hero Acts will donate FIVE BUCKS for every Marvel superhero pose fans post on their shiny new Hero Acts website. Groovy, right? Well, it gets better: the charity is Save the Children, and it’s an extremely worthy cause.
That’s right. You get all the warm fuzzies of helping children in need, without spending a dime of your own money. Plus, you get to get your superhero on, and share that with the world. Pretty super, yes? Yes.
From the press release 411, Kevin Feig says:
After the experience of filming portions of ‘Doctor Strange’ in Nepal, our team was inspired to give back to the kids there and wanted to establish a larger ongoing program in support of children facing extraordinary circumstances. For our first Marvel Studios: Hero Acts effort, we’re thrilled to team up with Save the Children, an organization with decades of experience improving the lives of children around the world.
Last night, I was lucky enough to check out 15 minutes of advance footage from Marvel’s Doctor Strange. And while all of the Inception-esque special effects that have been trotted out in the trailers are definitely amazing, the real jaw-droppers are only just being hinted at. Looks like the crazy, psychedelic, multiverse that Steve Ditko first created when he brought Dr. Stephen Strange into the Marvel world is gonna be represented, loud and proud. Seriously; there are scenes that look like panels straight out of the comics. That’s a really good thing, y’all. Continue reading →
Always wondered what the dealio was with your neighbor? A little too cool, too perfect, too…ESPIONAGE-Y? Well, that’s what’s up with Keeping Up Wth the Joneses, and I’ve got free passes for you, so you can see what’s going on for yourself. Synopsis!
An ordinary suburban couple (Zach Galifianakis, Isla Fisher) finds it’s not easy keeping up with the Joneses (Jon Hamm, Gal Gadot) – their impossibly gorgeous and ultra-sophisticated new neighbors – especially when they discover that Mr. and Mrs. “Jones” are covert operatives.
C’mon now; Wonder Woman and Don Draper as next door neighbors? How could that be anything less than humbling? With me? Let’s go!
In case you missed it (HOW), Lin-Manuel hosted SNL this past Saturday and murdered the opening monologue. (Ok, I didn’t watch the whole show – did they ever use Jesus and that llama you see in the background?)
Speaking of New York, at NYCC the BBC aired a first look at the Dr. Who Christmas ep. Getting a headache, I’m so excited.
Brit & Co. has a bunch of suggestions of nail art you can rock for Halloween and I could accomplish exactly zero of these designs.
Story: Zane gives his friends a tour of the HoF before it officially opens. But unbeknownst to him, his boss had an African statue delivered. That demon statue was opened, so all mediocre hell breaks loose. Surprised?
Scares: Really? In this crapfest?
Splat factor: Little to none. Some red but not much.
Closing scene “shocker”?: Sorta. They try, I guess? Meh. Continue reading →
Story: Momma goes to town, but dies in a horrible accident. What will daddy and his three kids do? Well, Iris is the oldest. Guess she’ll take over. Better hurry; dinner’s in the basement, and she won’t slaughter herself.
Scares: This has a quiet indie pace, so there’s tons of effective creep, but nothing out and out scary.
Splat factor: Body and blood? Literally. Christianity taken to the Nth degree y’all. It’s no splatterfest, but there are definitely moments of grue, and some effectively stages shots of bloody aftermath. Continue reading →
“All right. I understand. You’ve had a tough day. I can see how this could get a little depressing in here…”
Story: Hey, robbing an art museum sounds like a great idea! Unless you inadvertently release an evil Djinn that kills your boyfriend during your heist. Maybe ask your old buddy the hot priest for help, because that Djinn needs a thousand souls…and he’s gone to prison to find them. Let’s get biblical y’all!
Scares: Only for the newest of newbies to this genre.
Splat factor: Low key until the climax. Then it’s the usual red syrup & jello FX late 90s low budget horror films love. Continue reading →
Yeah yeah – October 8th is World Octopus Day. (8/8…because 8 arms…GET IT?) But Hank of Finding Dory lost a tentacle. So he’s got a day just for him: World Septopus Day!
Don’t believe me? Take it away, voice of Hank, and all-around cool dude, Ed O’Neill!
(Sure, it also draws attention to the Blu-ray release of the film that hits later this month – Oct 23rd, for folks wanting to know – but who doesn’t love cephalopods?)