Spooky “Monday at 11:01A.M.” hits iTunes now, theaters/VOD Feb. 5th

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“A little bit of Twilight Zone with [The] Shining mixed together”
– Emmanuel Vouniozos, cinematographer

Well.  That’s a heckuva draw for me.  So’s the fact that Lance Henriksen is in this film.  Synopsis!

‘Monday At 11:01 A.M.’ is a suspense thriller starring Charles Agron as Michael and Lauren Shaw as Jenny, a young couple who find themselves in a beautiful yet eerie mountain town where everyone seems strangely familiar. While Jenny busies herself in the small antique shops – Michael wanders into the local watering hole. The bartender (Lance Henriksen) dares Michael to check out Olivia (Briana Evigan), a sultry brunette in the corner. After a drink, Michael takes him up on the offer and moves to sit next to her. The two begin an ominous flirtation with Olivia slipping him her phone number. Michael and Jenny decide to stay overnight at the dimly lit and aging hotel. During the night Michael is jolted out of bed when he hears frantic screams from another room. When he calls the front desk for help, he is met with cold indifference. No one believes him including Jenny. As his hallucinations become more real through a series of horrific events, Michael finds himself desperately trying to walk the line between reality and the terror that awaits him.

I’m getting a The Wicker Man vibe as well (no, not the horrible remake. The good one. The original.) And, of course, “Hotel California” from the Eagles.  Plus, loving Briana Evigan’s “Evil Phryne Fisher” look.  Check out the trailer below.  Monday at 11:01 A.M. is already avaiable for you iTunes horror nerds.  Everyone else will need to wait ’til Friday to check it out at theaters or on VOD.

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: God of Egypt!

gods of egypt onesheetPass time y’all!  And you know you’re curious.  Maybe this is the Ptolemaic Dynasty, and that’s why #GodsSoWhite?  But the trailer is a fantastic mishmash of action, gold covered things, and Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, so I’ma go into this one thinking Dungeons & Dragons: Egypt Edition.  In other words, hoping for a crazy fun spectacle that’s meant for popcorn rather than analysis.  Synopsis!

In this spectacular action-adventure, the survival of mankind hangs in the balance as an unexpected mortal hero Bek [Brenton Thwaites] undertakes a thrilling journey to save the world and rescue his true love. In order to succeed, he must enlist the help of the powerful god Horus [Nikolaj Coster-Waldau] in an unlikely alliance against Set [Gerard Butler], the merciless god of darkness, who has usurped Egypt’s throne, plunging the once peaceful and prosperous empire into chaos and conflict.  As their breathtaking battle against Set and his henchmen takes them into the afterlife and across the heavens, both god and mortal must pass tests of courage and sacrifice if they hope to prevail in the spectacular final confrontation.

Okay, okay; I’m interested in seeing more of those roaring, fire-breathing giant cobras.  And I’m not hating the fact that they’ve got Anubis — one of my all-time favorite gods — and Anat, the goddess of war, sex, and the hunt (though she’s really a Caanan goddess. *pushes glasses up bridge of nose*)  Throw in Bast, which is quite possible as IMDb is mum on some actors’ roles, and it’s an ancient-mythology dream team for me.  Onward, to passes! Continue reading

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: Zoolander 2

zoolander 2 posterBLUE STEEL.  Yeah.  It’s back.  And it looks like it’s gonna be fun, if the teaser and trailer are any indication.

Yeah, I’ve got passes for Zoolander 2 folks.  Wanna know more about the movie first?  Synopsis, hit it!

Models Derek Zoolander (Ben Stiller) and Hansel (Owen Wilson) must stop a conspiracy to kill the world’s most beautiful people.

Models as spies — hey, Bond is pretty.  So why not have Zoolander and Handsel get in the game, right?  Speaking of right, right this way to passes… Continue reading

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“Grease Live!”: a you’re-there feel that raises the bar for live TV

grease live posterDid you check out Grease Live! last night?  Well, because I’m a former high-school musical nerd that can never resist the opportunity to post a picture of Aaron Tveit, I’ll give you a bullet-point rundown of what I noticed about this live broadcast.  Nutshell?  While it wasn’t as shiny and slick as the Grease we all know and love from 1978, what could be?  Grease is a touchstone.  Grease Live! was a rollickin’ bit of live musical theater that not only wiped the bad taste of Peter Pan out of my mouth, it gave me the feeling that I was rolling and rocking right along with the cast, crew and live audience.  Grease Live! may not be the word, but it’s a helluva ride just the same. Onward, to my thoughts and stuff! Continue reading

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Hasty Pudding’s 2016 Woman of the Year: Kerry Washington!

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Everybody don your white gloves and coat, hoist your huge glass of red wine, and toast Olivia Pope Kerry Washington!  Sure, she’s awesome every day (seriously — does she ever have a bad hair day?) but right now we’re celebrating Harvard’s Hasty Pudding Theatricals for voting her this year’s Woman of the Year.  Last year it was Amy Poehler, and every year since 1951 there have been an amazing list of women who’ve been tapped.  Peep the photos!

Read on for the full press release, and congrats to Ms Washington! Continue reading

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#Deadpool for President? Sure, why not?

This just dropped into my inbox…and after last night’s Debate, I figured might as well throw another candidate in there, amirite?  But question; who’d be his running mate?

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Kung Fu Panda 3: an adorable dumpling of a film

kung fun panda 3 onesheetCaveat: I grew up outside of DC, so I’m programmed to swoon every time I see a panda.  It’s a thing.  With the internets, my thing is probably your thing too, even if you’re in Jakarta right now.  (And if you are, could you send some sunshine?  I’d even take rain after all this snow around here.)

So with the world’s panda obsession, it’s no wonder the Kung Fu Panda series has been so popular.  Kids love it, critics love it, and everyone with a pulse enjoys when Jack Black (the voice of panda kung-fu prodigy Po) flexes his comedic chops.  Even still, I was pleasantly surprised when Kung Fu Panda 3 hit all the right notes.  That it’d be cute was a no-brainer; check out all the pandas in the poster, and peep the trailer for wide-eyed panda adorableness.

What I didn’t expect was that Dreamworks would still be all-in for this franchise.  Yes, there’s talk of the Panda films being a six-story franchise.  But instead of dashing off a story and simply sitting back letting the noodles roll in, screenwriters Jonathan Aibel and Glenn Berger build from their earlier stories, taking Po’s Campbell-esque hero’s journey to a satisfying mid-point that works equally well as an end in itself, if needs be.

With Po now settling into his role as the Dragon Warrior, master Shifu (voiced by Dustin Hoffman) gives him his toughest challenge yet; teaching.  While Po struggles to take over teaching duties (causing no small pain to the “Furious Five”, Tigress, Viper, Monkey, Crane and Mantis), he also struggles to figure out what his life’s purpose is.  Cue two newcomers to the Valley of Peace; Po’s long-lost, presumed dead, father Li (Bryan Cranston), and evil villain Kai (J.K. Simmons).  While Po goes with Li to meet other pandas and get to know himself better, Kai — a former Master who was banished to the Spirit Realm — is looking for payback.  But Po, Shifu, and the Furious Five may have met their match.  But hey, lookit all those pandas! Continue reading

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: DEADPOOL!

deadpool onesheetYou know him.  You love him.  You’ve fantasized about eating chimichangas on a bear skin rug dressed like him. (Just me?)  Now, c’mon let’s catch Deadpool the movie before everyone else.  Who’s with me?  What, you need a synopsis?  Synopsis!

Based upon Marvel Comics’ most unconventional anti-hero, DEADPOOL tells the origin story of former Special Forces operative turned mercenary Wade Wilson, who after being subjected to a rogue experiment that leaves him with accelerated healing powers adopts the alter ego Deadpool. Armed with his new abilities and a dark, twisted sense of humor, Deadpool hunts down the man who nearly destroyed his life.

Gotta say that the marketing campaign for the Merc With A Mouth’s first solo feature film (let us not speak of X-Men Origins…) is really sweet.  And kudos to Ryan Reynolds for going all-in not only with the film, but the marketing and the fannishness.

Oh, and one more thing; this is a RATED R movie.  No, little kid who can’t handle the ultra-gore, there will be no PG-13 version.  It’s not for you, or at least not right now.  Catch it on HBO when nobody’s looking, like any other self-respecting underage kid. (Of course, if you’re a kid who can handle it and you’re parents are down?  Who am I to judge how awesome that is?)  Onward, to passes! Continue reading

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#GhastlyAwards: peep the new trophy…and guest judge John Everson

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[NOTE: yep, I’m one of the judges for the Ghastly Awards.]

This year the Ghastlies has a brand-spankin’ new trophy.  And it’s a beaut.  See?

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(This is the initial design; the final will be even groovier!)

There’s also a groovy new guest judge, and he’s a beaut too.  Read on for the full 411…and nominees for the 2015 Ghastly Awards will be announced February 1st, 2016!

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#Snowzilla got you down? Drinking Game your way to happiness! Or Spring. Do you.

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Rose Byrne and Melissa McCarthy know what’s up. Bottoms. That’s what’s up. [Image: Oscars]

Hating the snow?  Or love the snow but you’re pooped and looking for something else to do?  Well, I’m kinda in both camps; living in the city means I hate the Parking Spot Hellfight that I’m sure will take place over the next week or so.  But otherwise, I love a good snowdump.  Shiny!  My car, however, hates it and wants to kill it with fire.

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You can’t see his tears. Because his headlights are covered.

So, what about those of us who’d like nothing more than to curl up and Netflix and Snow ’til things sort themselves out, but dread pulling a stinker that will question all the life choices?  Hey, who says you’ve gotta go with fine cinema?  Snow days are for unmitigated crap, because you don’t have anywhere to be, and you’re not getting behind the wheel anytime soon.  So…DRINK UP Y’ALL.  That’s right, being cloistered doesn’t have to suck, and sucky movies can be a blast if you’ve got a way to lessen the pain.  How better than to count all the hackneyed tropes, nail every bad line delivered by a wannabe “actor”, and giggle each time you see a boom lower into a frame?  If you’ve got a few friends snowed in with you — even of their Jim Beam, Jack Daniels or Old Grad-Dad — you can always cut to the chase, and who knows?  You might find it all makes sense.  (Tip: you’re drunk.  These movies never make sense.)

Here are a few to get you started, and of course the mother lode is over at MovieBoozer.  Because they care.  They do.  But do they share their booze?  Noooooo.  But that’s okay.  I’ve got enough of my own.

It’s Shark Week: The In No Way Official Shark Week Drinking Game! — seriously, it’s all over at Hulu.  Dream of summer.

The 100% Unofficial Paranormal Activity 3 Drinking Game — because horror almost always requires booze.

Elsewhere Review: The Lazarus Effect (and bonus drinking game!)  — trust me.  You’re gonna need the liquors.

31 in 31: The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976)…and drinking game! — Heavyhanded TV movie!  From the ’70s!  Bottoms up!

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