Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: Zoolander 2

zoolander 2 posterBLUE STEEL.  Yeah.  It’s back.  And it looks like it’s gonna be fun, if the teaser and trailer are any indication.

Yeah, I’ve got passes for Zoolander 2 folks.  Wanna know more about the movie first?  Synopsis, hit it!

Models Derek Zoolander (Ben Stiller) and Hansel (Owen Wilson) must stop a conspiracy to kill the world’s most beautiful people.

Models as spies — hey, Bond is pretty.  So why not have Zoolander and Handsel get in the game, right?  Speaking of right, right this way to passes… Continue reading

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“Grease Live!”: a you’re-there feel that raises the bar for live TV

grease live posterDid you check out Grease Live! last night?  Well, because I’m a former high-school musical nerd that can never resist the opportunity to post a picture of Aaron Tveit, I’ll give you a bullet-point rundown of what I noticed about this live broadcast.  Nutshell?  While it wasn’t as shiny and slick as the Grease we all know and love from 1978, what could be?  Grease is a touchstone.  Grease Live! was a rollickin’ bit of live musical theater that not only wiped the bad taste of Peter Pan out of my mouth, it gave me the feeling that I was rolling and rocking right along with the cast, crew and live audience.  Grease Live! may not be the word, but it’s a helluva ride just the same. Onward, to my thoughts and stuff! Continue reading

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Hasty Pudding’s 2016 Woman of the Year: Kerry Washington!

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Everybody don your white gloves and coat, hoist your huge glass of red wine, and toast Olivia Pope Kerry Washington!  Sure, she’s awesome every day (seriously — does she ever have a bad hair day?) but right now we’re celebrating Harvard’s Hasty Pudding Theatricals for voting her this year’s Woman of the Year.  Last year it was Amy Poehler, and every year since 1951 there have been an amazing list of women who’ve been tapped.  Peep the photos!

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#Deadpool for President? Sure, why not?

This just dropped into my inbox…and after last night’s Debate, I figured might as well throw another candidate in there, amirite?  But question; who’d be his running mate?

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Kung Fu Panda 3: an adorable dumpling of a film

kung fun panda 3 onesheetCaveat: I grew up outside of DC, so I’m programmed to swoon every time I see a panda.  It’s a thing.  With the internets, my thing is probably your thing too, even if you’re in Jakarta right now.  (And if you are, could you send some sunshine?  I’d even take rain after all this snow around here.)

So with the world’s panda obsession, it’s no wonder the Kung Fu Panda series has been so popular.  Kids love it, critics love it, and everyone with a pulse enjoys when Jack Black (the voice of panda kung-fu prodigy Po) flexes his comedic chops.  Even still, I was pleasantly surprised when Kung Fu Panda 3 hit all the right notes.  That it’d be cute was a no-brainer; check out all the pandas in the poster, and peep the trailer for wide-eyed panda adorableness.

What I didn’t expect was that Dreamworks would still be all-in for this franchise.  Yes, there’s talk of the Panda films being a six-story franchise.  But instead of dashing off a story and simply sitting back letting the noodles roll in, screenwriters Jonathan Aibel and Glenn Berger build from their earlier stories, taking Po’s Campbell-esque hero’s journey to a satisfying mid-point that works equally well as an end in itself, if needs be.

With Po now settling into his role as the Dragon Warrior, master Shifu (voiced by Dustin Hoffman) gives him his toughest challenge yet; teaching.  While Po struggles to take over teaching duties (causing no small pain to the “Furious Five”, Tigress, Viper, Monkey, Crane and Mantis), he also struggles to figure out what his life’s purpose is.  Cue two newcomers to the Valley of Peace; Po’s long-lost, presumed dead, father Li (Bryan Cranston), and evil villain Kai (J.K. Simmons).  While Po goes with Li to meet other pandas and get to know himself better, Kai — a former Master who was banished to the Spirit Realm — is looking for payback.  But Po, Shifu, and the Furious Five may have met their match.  But hey, lookit all those pandas! Continue reading

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: DEADPOOL!

deadpool onesheetYou know him.  You love him.  You’ve fantasized about eating chimichangas on a bear skin rug dressed like him. (Just me?)  Now, c’mon let’s catch Deadpool the movie before everyone else.  Who’s with me?  What, you need a synopsis?  Synopsis!

Based upon Marvel Comics’ most unconventional anti-hero, DEADPOOL tells the origin story of former Special Forces operative turned mercenary Wade Wilson, who after being subjected to a rogue experiment that leaves him with accelerated healing powers adopts the alter ego Deadpool. Armed with his new abilities and a dark, twisted sense of humor, Deadpool hunts down the man who nearly destroyed his life.

Gotta say that the marketing campaign for the Merc With A Mouth’s first solo feature film (let us not speak of X-Men Origins…) is really sweet.  And kudos to Ryan Reynolds for going all-in not only with the film, but the marketing and the fannishness.

Oh, and one more thing; this is a RATED R movie.  No, little kid who can’t handle the ultra-gore, there will be no PG-13 version.  It’s not for you, or at least not right now.  Catch it on HBO when nobody’s looking, like any other self-respecting underage kid. (Of course, if you’re a kid who can handle it and you’re parents are down?  Who am I to judge how awesome that is?)  Onward, to passes! Continue reading

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#GhastlyAwards: peep the new trophy…and guest judge John Everson

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[NOTE: yep, I’m one of the judges for the Ghastly Awards.]

This year the Ghastlies has a brand-spankin’ new trophy.  And it’s a beaut.  See?

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(This is the initial design; the final will be even groovier!)

There’s also a groovy new guest judge, and he’s a beaut too.  Read on for the full 411…and nominees for the 2015 Ghastly Awards will be announced February 1st, 2016!

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#Snowzilla got you down? Drinking Game your way to happiness! Or Spring. Do you.

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Rose Byrne and Melissa McCarthy know what’s up. Bottoms. That’s what’s up. [Image: Oscars]

Hating the snow?  Or love the snow but you’re pooped and looking for something else to do?  Well, I’m kinda in both camps; living in the city means I hate the Parking Spot Hellfight that I’m sure will take place over the next week or so.  But otherwise, I love a good snowdump.  Shiny!  My car, however, hates it and wants to kill it with fire.

You can't see his tears.  Because his headlights are covered.

You can’t see his tears. Because his headlights are covered.

So, what about those of us who’d like nothing more than to curl up and Netflix and Snow ’til things sort themselves out, but dread pulling a stinker that will question all the life choices?  Hey, who says you’ve gotta go with fine cinema?  Snow days are for unmitigated crap, because you don’t have anywhere to be, and you’re not getting behind the wheel anytime soon.  So…DRINK UP Y’ALL.  That’s right, being cloistered doesn’t have to suck, and sucky movies can be a blast if you’ve got a way to lessen the pain.  How better than to count all the hackneyed tropes, nail every bad line delivered by a wannabe “actor”, and giggle each time you see a boom lower into a frame?  If you’ve got a few friends snowed in with you — even of their Jim Beam, Jack Daniels or Old Grad-Dad — you can always cut to the chase, and who knows?  You might find it all makes sense.  (Tip: you’re drunk.  These movies never make sense.)

Here are a few to get you started, and of course the mother lode is over at MovieBoozer.  Because they care.  They do.  But do they share their booze?  Noooooo.  But that’s okay.  I’ve got enough of my own.

It’s Shark Week: The In No Way Official Shark Week Drinking Game! — seriously, it’s all over at Hulu.  Dream of summer.

The 100% Unofficial Paranormal Activity 3 Drinking Game — because horror almost always requires booze.

Elsewhere Review: The Lazarus Effect (and bonus drinking game!)  — trust me.  You’re gonna need the liquors.

31 in 31: The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976)…and drinking game! — Heavyhanded TV movie!  From the ’70s!  Bottoms up!

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In Queue Review: When Animals Dream

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Nutshell:  A horror think piece. Slow to build, but the endgame as to exactly what Marie is is never in doubt, allowing viewers to really sink their teeth into (yeah, I said it) the twists and turns of the tale.  Sometimes too dark, as far as lighting, but just enough darkness in the storyline.

The Deal:  Marie lives in a small fishing village in Denmark.  She’s a quiet girl whose mom is in a wheelchair and whose dad is devoted to both mother and daughter.  But Marie is starting to get strange rashes that the local doc can’t seem to figure out…or at least that’s what he’s telling Marie. Continue reading

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Wayback Review: Fright Night (2011)

Since yesterday’s The Finest Hours pass giveaway had me digging around for director Craig Gillespie earlier work; a re-boot of Fright Night.   So enjoy a little bit of retro from the August 2011 archives of Atomic Popcorn!

Movie Review — Fright Night

Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird, it’s a plane it’s…something that’s distracting you from the fanged dude right next to you. Oops, too late. If you liked the original Fright Night, this new re-telling should have you jumping for joy. This is a remake that isn’t fresh and original, but it does hit all the right notes and should have horror fans happily shrieking with delight, and even jumping at a scare or two. Who’d thought a gal would want to stay away from Colin Farrell?

Welcome to your everyday, average suburb of Las Vegas. It’s plopped in the middle of nowhere, a  microcosm all to itself. The fact that it looks like it’s been built by the same guys that put up the Poltergeist subdivision doesn’t exactly bode well for our hero. That’d be Charley Brewester, a guy that has moved up the high school ranks from nobody to stud, with all the trappings, including a super-hot girlfriend and a group of broad-shouldered jockmeat pals. Charley’s former BFF Ed seems to think there’s something wrong with Charley’s new next-door neighbor, Jerry. But Jerry is a stay-at-home kinda guy who loves just about everything your usual adult dude living in a subdivision loves. Fixing up the house, painting all the windows black, and eating folks that won’t be missed. When homeroom roll-call is a pause-a-thon of missing kids, Ed stumbles on to something. But when Charley finally puts two and two together and comes up with vampire, there’s precious little to do except head to Vegas and beg a flashy “Fright Night” magician to help him out. This should go well.

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