#31in31 2016: Cemetery Symbolism link-palooza

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What’s a cemetery piece without a little EAP? (Photo: my own)

It’s been amazing weather here in the Baltimore area, and I hope that you’re having groovy weather too. Because it’s Halloween, so why not head out and enjoy it? And by “head out”, I mean wander over to your local cemetery and check out some grave markers! What? They can be absolutely lovely, and the older ones have a meaning all their own.

I’ve always known that a lamb means that a child had passed away, and obviously a cross or Star of David lets you know a certain person’s religion.  But did you know that a sheaf of wheat means that the marker was celebrating a life lived to the fullest, “harvested” at a lovely old age?  Or that a dolphin “portrays the idea of resurrection”? And let’s not forget the practice of leaving “offerings” at the site of African-American graves, each item with a specific meaning.  Talk amongst yourselves; I’m getting verklempt…

For real in-depth 411, check out these amazing posts by others who have done serious research on the subject. And Happy Halloween! Continue reading →

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#31in31 2016: Cat’s Eye

cats-eye-poster“General!”

Story: New York City. A tough place for a cat to be on the street. Especially when scary stories pop up everywhere he goes. Don’t worry, little Drew Barrymore will take him in. After the other two stories play out, of course. But you might want to put out that cigarette, and step away from the ledge…

Scares: Of the PG-13 variety.

Splat factor: Somebody’s head.  Troll guts. Otherwise it’s pretty tame. Continue reading →

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#31in31 2016: Kill Theory

kill-theory-poster“It’s the choice business, where we get caught up.”

Story: A man who spent years in a mental institution for killing his friends during a climbing excursion gets released. Meanwhile, group of college students are starting a weekend getaway in a secluded lake house. Would these kids kill each other in order to stay alive, like the killer did? Only one way to find out…

Scares: Mostly of the jump variety. But they’re decent jumps. Plus, there’s lots of suspense.

Splat factor: People die one by one. Yep, lots blood. But this story happens at night  so a lot of the grue is in shadow and/or day-for-night blue filter. Continue reading →

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#31in31 2016: Short Horror!

Okay, so I’m totally cheating; this is a post that’ll send you to a BuzzFeed post.  But that BuzzFeed post is a collection of DAMN FINE horror shorts, and I had to share. And I don’t mind sending you to another site to do it.

Feel free to binge these all in one go, or sneak in one or two in-between trick-or-treaters.

16 Terrifying Horror Movies You Can Watch In 20 Minutes Or Less

YouTube short horror movies are seriously underrated.

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#31in31 2016: Poltergeist (1982)

poltergeist-1982-poster“Mommy, there’s somebody here … Mommy, somebody’s coming.”

Story: Lovely house, honey.  Ain’t the company I work for great, building these gorgeous subdivisions?  Oh, and I’m sure that graveyard we relocated in order to build these houses will have no impact whatsoever with our comfort…hey, where’d Carol Ann go?

Scares: Quite a lot.  And they’re quite effective.

Splat factor: There’s blood, when folks get tossed around.  And, of course, that infamous “mirror scene”, which is just as sick, twisted and amazing as it was in ’82. Continue reading →

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TrailerWatch: McAvoy and Taylor-Joy face off in “Switch”

split-poster“He’s done awful things to people, and he’ll do awful things to you.”

Ever since I read Sybil (based on the controversial diagnosis of Shirley Ardell Mason), I’ve been fascinated by “Multiple Personality Disorder” (now called Disassociative Identity Disorder.)  While it’s heartbreaking to think of the extremes someone must have gone through to have their personality shatter like that, it does make for fascinating reading/watching.  (#Protip: the autobiography of Trudi Chase, When Rabbit Howls, is also must-read.)

So it’s no wonder that M. Night Shyamalan picked up on this diagnosis, and wove it into his newest film, Split.  Snopsis!

Though Kevin (James McAvoy) has evidenced 23 personalities to his trusted psychiatrist, Dr. Fletcher (Betty Buckley), there remains one still submerged who is set to materialize and dominate all the others. Compelled to abduct three teenage girls led by the willful, observant Casey (Anya Taylor-Joy, The Witch), Kevin reaches a war for survival among all of those contained within him—as well as everyone around him—as the walls between his compartments shatter apart.

McAvoy is riveting in this trailer, and I can’t wait to see how he really digs in, especially with Buckey’s psychiatrist.  (Seriously; who doesn’t love Betty Buckley?)  Plus, I’m glad to see more of Morgan‘s Taylor-Joy.

Split hits theaters January 20th.

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: Trolls!

trolls posterGetting ready for Halloween?  Well, so am I.  And so’s the great Pass Overseer In The Sky, because I’ve got passes for the Baltimore area screening of Trolls!  Synopsis!

From the creators of Shrek comes the most smart, funny, irreverent animated comedy of the year, DreamWorks’ TROLLS.  This holiday season, enter a colorful, wondrous world populated by hilariously unforgettable characters and discover the story of the overly optimistic Trolls, with a constant song on their lips, and the comically pessimistic Bergens, who are only happy when they have trolls in their stomach.

Ready?  Let’s go…

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#31in31 2016: Theater of Blood

theatre-of-blood-1973“They’re not going to start killing people for writing bad notices, are they?”

Story: A respected Shakespearean actor commits suicide after failing to receive a coveted award.  But then the critics that lambasted him begin dying in Shakespearean style.  Maybe I should start blowing smoke up everyone’s ass…

Scares: More campy than scary, though a few of the deaths are satisfyingly gruesome.

Splat factor: While there are gruesome deaths, it’s more the intimation of the thing than the actual view.  Think clever blocking and lots of blood effects, instead of in-your-face grue. Continue reading →

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#31in31 2016: Southbound

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“We’re all on that same endless highway, the one with no name and no exits…”

Story: A lonely stretch of dusty highway is the stage for four tales of guilt and punishment. Vengeance demons in the rearview are closer than they appear.

Scares: Several nice shocks, and a chilling vibe throughout.

Splat factor: Lots of blood, and a few instances of body horror.

Closing scene “shocker”?: Nope.

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Columbia Screening Pass-palooza: Inferno!

inferno-posterHappy Monday!  Why happy?  Because I’ve got passes for the Columbia, MD screening of Inferno!  That’s right; Tom Hanks – Mr. 9 Time Host of SNL – is bringing another Dan Brown joint to theaters.  And this one looks like a doozy.  Synopsis!

Academy Award® winner Ron Howard returns to direct the latest bestseller in Dan Brown’s (Da Vinci Code) billion-dollar Robert Langdon series, Inferno, which finds the famous symbologist (again played by Tom Hanks) on a trail of clues tied to the great Dante himself.  When Langdon wakes up in an Italian hospital with amnesia, he teams up with Sienna Brooks (Felicity Jones), a doctor he hopes will help him recover his memories.  Together, they race across Europe and against the clock to stop a madman from unleashing a global virus that would wipe out half of the world’s population.

Ooh – have YOU had your flu shot yet?  Maybe better get on that… Continue reading →

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