TrailerWatch: McAvoy and Taylor-Joy face off in “Switch”

split-poster“He’s done awful things to people, and he’ll do awful things to you.”

Ever since I read Sybil (based on the controversial diagnosis of Shirley Ardell Mason), I’ve been fascinated by “Multiple Personality Disorder” (now called Disassociative Identity Disorder.)  While it’s heartbreaking to think of the extremes someone must have gone through to have their personality shatter like that, it does make for fascinating reading/watching.  (#Protip: the autobiography of Trudi Chase, When Rabbit Howls, is also must-read.)

So it’s no wonder that M. Night Shyamalan picked up on this diagnosis, and wove it into his newest film, Split.  Snopsis!

Though Kevin (James McAvoy) has evidenced 23 personalities to his trusted psychiatrist, Dr. Fletcher (Betty Buckley), there remains one still submerged who is set to materialize and dominate all the others. Compelled to abduct three teenage girls led by the willful, observant Casey (Anya Taylor-Joy, The Witch), Kevin reaches a war for survival among all of those contained within him—as well as everyone around him—as the walls between his compartments shatter apart.

McAvoy is riveting in this trailer, and I can’t wait to see how he really digs in, especially with Buckey’s psychiatrist.  (Seriously; who doesn’t love Betty Buckley?)  Plus, I’m glad to see more of Morgan‘s Taylor-Joy.

Split hits theaters January 20th.

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: Trolls!

trolls posterGetting ready for Halloween?  Well, so am I.  And so’s the great Pass Overseer In The Sky, because I’ve got passes for the Baltimore area screening of Trolls!  Synopsis!

From the creators of Shrek comes the most smart, funny, irreverent animated comedy of the year, DreamWorks’ TROLLS.  This holiday season, enter a colorful, wondrous world populated by hilariously unforgettable characters and discover the story of the overly optimistic Trolls, with a constant song on their lips, and the comically pessimistic Bergens, who are only happy when they have trolls in their stomach.

Ready?  Let’s go…

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#31in31 2016: Theater of Blood

theatre-of-blood-1973“They’re not going to start killing people for writing bad notices, are they?”

Story: A respected Shakespearean actor commits suicide after failing to receive a coveted award.  But then the critics that lambasted him begin dying in Shakespearean style.  Maybe I should start blowing smoke up everyone’s ass…

Scares: More campy than scary, though a few of the deaths are satisfyingly gruesome.

Splat factor: While there are gruesome deaths, it’s more the intimation of the thing than the actual view.  Think clever blocking and lots of blood effects, instead of in-your-face grue. Continue reading

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#31in31 2016: Southbound

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“We’re all on that same endless highway, the one with no name and no exits…”

Story: A lonely stretch of dusty highway is the stage for four tales of guilt and punishment. Vengeance demons in the rearview are closer than they appear.

Scares: Several nice shocks, and a chilling vibe throughout.

Splat factor: Lots of blood, and a few instances of body horror.

Closing scene “shocker”?: Nope.

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Columbia Screening Pass-palooza: Inferno!

inferno-posterHappy Monday!  Why happy?  Because I’ve got passes for the Columbia, MD screening of Inferno!  That’s right; Tom Hanks – Mr. 9 Time Host of SNL – is bringing another Dan Brown joint to theaters.  And this one looks like a doozy.  Synopsis!

Academy Award® winner Ron Howard returns to direct the latest bestseller in Dan Brown’s (Da Vinci Code) billion-dollar Robert Langdon series, Inferno, which finds the famous symbologist (again played by Tom Hanks) on a trail of clues tied to the great Dante himself.  When Langdon wakes up in an Italian hospital with amnesia, he teams up with Sienna Brooks (Felicity Jones), a doctor he hopes will help him recover his memories.  Together, they race across Europe and against the clock to stop a madman from unleashing a global virus that would wipe out half of the world’s population.

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#31in31 2016: Camp Death

camp-death-poster“Realism? Fuck realism!”

Story: A film crew tries to make a slasher film, but didn’t expect a real killer to crash the joint. Ooh – so scary!

Scares: Zero. Lame concept, lame acting, lame blocking. Angles that leave the action off camera.

Splat factor: Zero. Death scenes shift to red filter, or just go full black screen. Even when you can see something, everything is out of focus anyway. It’s hard to tell what the hell is going on. Continue reading

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#31in31 2016: The House That Dripped Blood

the-house-that-dripped-blood“It’s that house! There’s something about it!”

Story: Four stories. One house. All built by Psycho’s Robert Bloch. Why don’t you come in?

Scares: Lots of quality creep, and a few flat-out shivers.

Splat factor: Very little. Kinda ironic, considering the title.

Closing scene “shocker”?: Well  it’s penned by Bloch, so expect a twist.
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#31in31 2016 – The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Let’s Do the Time Warp Again

rocky-horror-foxStory: Recently engaged couple Brad (ASSHOLE!) and Janet (SLUT!) head to Frank N. Furter’s castle after their car breaks down. The Doctor is in…and working on a new project.  C’mon up to the lab, and see what’s on the slab.

Scares: Musical.  Camp musical.  So?  None.

Splat factor: Ditto. Add that this is a network TV production, and even the dinner scene is bloodless. Continue reading

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7 Pieces Of: “Jack Reacher: Never Go Back”

Jack Reacher never go back poster 1Nutshell: Tom Cruise at his Tom Cruise-iest.  Nonstop action, jaw-dropping stunts, lightning-quick pacing, and grrl power smackdowns courtesy of Cobie Smulders and Danika Yarosh. If you’re looking for more than that…what are you doing at a Tom Cruise action fest? Grade: B+

“Let me know when you remember what that uniform stands for.”

Story: Reacher develops a phone rapport with Major Susan Turner (Smulders), an army officer that’s been helping him with his cases.  When he shows up to DC and finds she’s been charged with murder, he goes away and never thinks about it again.  SIKE – he’s hell bent on finding out what the real story is.  Oh, and hey; who’s that 15 year old girl over there?  Probably not your daughter, right?

Genre I’d put it in: Badass Who Loves What He Does FOR AMUUURICA

Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Orignal: Based on the Jack Reacher series of novels by Lee Child.  A sequel to 2012’s Jack Reacher.

Gotta say: This film had me really thinking about why I like what I like.  I just trashed a film for being formulaic and predictable.  So why do those same exact things fire all my cylinders here?  I came up with an answer.  Go me! Continue reading

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#31in31 2016: The Colony

the-colony“People will do horrible things to survive.”

Story: After a global winter, the lucky ones live in underground “Colonies” where people are safe, and avoiding the flu is literally a way of life. But when one Colony sends an SOS to the only other surviving Colony, and then goes silent? Suddenly the flu ain’t the only thing to worry about. Hey, are those cannibals?

Scares: Not many, just a few “EWWW” scenes for the n00bs.

Splat factor: Cannibals.  So there’ll be body parts hacked up. Continue reading

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