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About Denise

Professional nerd. Lover of licorice.

#31in31 2016: We Are What We Are

Posted on October 9, 2016 by Denise

“It’s what we do, Rose. We continue.” Story: Momma goes to town, but dies in a horrible accident. What will daddy and his three kids do? Well, Iris is the oldest. Guess she’ll take over. Better hurry; dinner’s in the … Continue reading →

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#31in31 2016: Wishmaster 2

Posted on October 8, 2016 by Denise

“All right. I understand. You’ve had a tough day. I can see how this could get a little depressing in here…” Story: Hey, robbing an art museum sounds like a great idea! Unless you inadvertently release an evil Djinn that … Continue reading →

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Ed O’Neill and Hank the Septopus wish you a happy World Septopus Day!

Posted on October 7, 2016 by Denise

Yeah yeah – October 8th  is World Octopus Day.  (8/8…because 8 arms…GET IT?)  But Hank of Finding Dory lost a tentacle.  So he’s got a day just for him: World Septopus Day! Don’t believe me?  Take it away, voice of … Continue reading →

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TrailerWatch: “Resident Evil: The Final Chapter”

Posted on October 7, 2016 by Denise

Here it is; the first trailer for Resident Evil: The Final Chapter!  (Am I the only one who immediately thinks Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter?  No?  Good.) Synopsis! Picking up immediately after the events in Resident Evil: Retribution, Alice … Continue reading →

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TrailerWatch: “Underworld: Blood Wars” releases the hounds. And vampires.

Posted on October 7, 2016 by Denise

“There’s nothing stopping her now.” Awwww YEAH!  Where my Underworld fans at?  Selene is back, baby!  And just in time for my favorite month of the year.  Well, the new trailer for Underworld: Blood Wars is, anyway. But check it … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – “Wishmaster”

Posted on October 7, 2016 by Denise

“I don’t need you dead…. I just need you to wish you were.” Story: Genies (aka Djinn) are awesome right? But not so fast – they’re not Barbara Eden. In fact, if you get a Djinn to give you three … Continue reading →

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Blu-ray Giveaway: “Barbie and Her Sisters in a Puppy Chase”!

Posted on October 6, 2016 by Denise

Who doesn’t love puppies?  Haters, that’s who.  And we hate those people.  But we love giveaways, amirite? I’ve got copies of Barbie and Hers Sisters in a Puppy Chase, and I’m dying to give ’em good homes.  Synopsis! Barbie™ and … Continue reading →

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#31in31 2016: Re-Kill

Posted on October 6, 2016 by Denise

“Re-Kill ’em all!” Story: 5 years after a zombie outbreak that decimated the world was finally under control. Watching armed forces – Re-Kill division – protect, serve, and blow away zombies is now reality TV for the safely fenced in … Continue reading →

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: The Accountant!

Posted on October 5, 2016 by Denise

Okay, time to get our free passes on.  Because Wednesday, and why not.  Today it’s Ben Affleck’s latest “I’ma be broody and things” joint, The Accountant.  Synopsis! Christian Wolff (Ben Affleck) is a math savant with more affinity for numbers … Continue reading →

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TrailerWatch: Pitt must see if Cotillard is a spy in “Allied”

Posted on October 5, 2016 by Denise

Beautiful people in danger. World War II espionage.  In Allied, things may not be what they seem, at least to Brad Pitt’s Max Vatan.  Synopsis! “ALLIED” is the story of intelligence officer Max Vatan (Pitt), who in 1942 North Africa … Continue reading →

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