#31in31 2019 – “Eerie”

“They’re afraid of me. Why aren’t you?”

Story: A Catholic girls school with a tragic past. A new guidance counselor who is determined to help the children she sees. All of them. Even the dead ones.

Scares: Plenty of chills.

Splat factor: A bit of blood, and some ghoulish apparitions.

Closing scene “shocker”?: Nope.

Remake, Sequel or OG (Original Ghoul)?: Original.

Trick or Treat?: A blend of modern Gothic and Asian horror, this Filipino ghost story is a great dark, rainy day watch. Echoing films like The Changeling and Ghost Story, the focus is on the mystery of the goings on, and how it affects everyone at Sta Lucia school.

Writer/director Mikhail Red takes his time letting the story unfold, focusing on the empty, echoing halls of the school, and the haunted “Comfort Room”‘s state of disrepair. Bea Alonzo plays Miss Pat, the psychically gifted  guidance counselor barely older than her charges, with a quiet determination. Add in plenty of creepy – and tragic – ghostly visions, and Eerie is well worth your time if you’re looking for a slow burn that you can really sink into.

Score: 4.5 out of 5 pumpkins.

 

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“Motherless Brooklyn” – normcore noir pulled off nicely

“D, you’re the tits!”

Story: Lionel Essrog has one hell of a brain. His ability to remember things is practically photographic. But his Tourette syndrome makes connecting with others rough in 1950s NYC. So when his mentor and father-figure Frank gets gunned down, Lionel is determined to find out why, and get some payback.

Genre I’d put it in: Successful Adaptations

Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Original: Based on Jonathan Lethem’s award winning novel of the same name. Continue reading

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#31in31 2019 – Real Lawyer Reacts to “The Exorcism of Emily Rose” – Demons or Negligence?

Great movie. Great YouTube channel. Two great tastes? Absolutely. Add in Halloween hijinks – and a fabulous orange tie I’m absolutely in love with – and it’s a great way to end a viewing of this excellent film. Or you can watch this vid solo. But do watch the film first. It’s great. And check out more Legal Eagle vids if you’re into breaking down media’s portrayal of all things lawyer-y (IT’S A WORD.) They’re great too.

BTW, the film is based on real events. Pleasant dreams!

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Columbia Screening Pass-palooza – “Terminator: Dark Fate”!

She’ll be back…tomorrow! And I’ve got passes! Synopsis!

Linda Hamilton (“Sarah Connor”) and Arnold Schwarzenegger (“T-800”) return in their iconic roles in Terminator: Dark Fate, directed by Tim Miller (Deadpool) and produced by visionary filmmaker James Cameron and David Ellison. Following the events of Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Terminator: Dark Fate also stars Mackenzie Davis, Natalia Reyes, Gabriel Luna and Diego Boneta.

Ready? Let’s go!

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#31in31 2019 – “RiffTrax: Gamera the Invincible”

“And also Batman!”

Story: A little boy named Kenny Toshiro loves his little turtle. Then a big turtle comes to town. A really, really big turtle. And hey, that turtle brought the RiffTrax crew! Yay!

Scares: It’s scary how much fun you’ll have watching this.

Splat factor: Zippo. Continue reading

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#31in31 2019 – “Sadako vs Kayako”

“Obviously I’m not okay!”

Story: Let’s get ready to rumble! In this corner Sadako, aka The Cursed Video killer from Ringu! In the other, Kayako the revenge killer from Ju On! In between, two young girls who found that damn tape. *ding ding*

Scares: Lots of chills.

Splat factor: Barely anything. A pool of blood, and a few dead cursed folks. Continue reading

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#31in31 2019 – The Old Dark House

“But it’s awful! How can you be so calm?”

Story: Rain and Britain go together like peanut butter and jelly. But one night in Wales things get really bad, with a mudslide stranding travelers in the middle of the night. But hey, isn’t that a house over there? 🎵There’s a light…🎵 Wait. This ain’t Rocky Horror.

Scares: Lots of creepy chills, and old fashioned spooky.

Splat factor: Oh please. It’s 1932. Not a drop. Continue reading

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#31in31 2019 – WachMojo’s Top 10 Types of Horror Movie Victims

Hey you’re on your way to the campground/babysitting gig/abandoned house. Wanna up your survival odds? Don’t be these folks. Or, if you are? Stay the hell at home with the door locked.

THANK YOU, WatchMojo. Forwarned is forearmed. Or keep your forearms in shape. Or avoid The Shape. Yes. #TheMoreYouKnow

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#31in31 2019 – “House of the Witch”

“It’s Halloween, it’s creepy, that’s why it’s a good dare.”

Story: Meadowcrest Mansion is abandoned, and has a slew of creepy stories surrounding it. One year after a local teen’s disappearance, a group of college folks (and Token Stayed Home Dude) decide hit the house on Halloween. Par-tay! What could go wrong? They’re not too bright, our gang.

Scares: A few effective chills.

Splat factor: Little more than blood and smoke. One well done skin peeling scene. Continue reading

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Elsewhere Review – Folkmanis’ Mouse in Pumpkin Puppet

This piece original published at The Green Man Review!

All hail the spice!  Pumpkin everything is the rule of the day this time of year, and I’m all for it. Give me my pumpkin donuts, pumpkin pies, spicy roasted pumpkin, and pumpkin crumble. And okay, a PSL or two while we’re at it, though I’m more a Chestnut Praline Latte gal myself. So when Folkmanis decided to indulge my love of the orange squash, my grabby hands eagerly shot out. And I’ve been snuggling with this adorable puppet ever since. Continue reading

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