Category Archives: 31 in 31

#31in31 2016: Camp Death

Posted on October 24, 2016 by Denise

“Realism? Fuck realism!” Story: A film crew tries to make a slasher film, but didn’t expect a real killer to crash the joint. Ooh – so scary! Scares: Zero. Lame concept, lame acting, lame blocking. Angles that leave the action … Continue reading →

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#31in31 2016: The House That Dripped Blood

Posted on October 23, 2016 by Denise

“It’s that house! There’s something about it!” Story: Four stories. One house. All built by Psycho’s Robert Bloch. Why don’t you come in? Scares: Lots of quality creep, and a few flat-out shivers. Splat factor: Very little. Kinda ironic, considering … Continue reading →

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#31in31 2016 – The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Let’s Do the Time Warp Again

Posted on October 22, 2016 by Denise

Story: Recently engaged couple Brad (ASSHOLE!) and Janet (SLUT!) head to Frank N. Furter’s castle after their car breaks down. The Doctor is in…and working on a new project.  C’mon up to the lab, and see what’s on the slab. … Continue reading →

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#31in31 2016: The Colony

Posted on October 21, 2016 by Denise

“People will do horrible things to survive.” Story: After a global winter, the lucky ones live in underground “Colonies” where people are safe, and avoiding the flu is literally a way of life. But when one Colony sends an SOS … Continue reading →

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#31in31 2016: American Psycho

Posted on October 20, 2016 by Denise

“I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.” Story: Entitled yuppie scum are bad. Sociopathic yuppie scum are worse. Just ask perfectionist 27 year old psycho, Patrick Bateman. Just don’t visit his place to do it; you may … Continue reading →

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#31in31 2016: The Secrets of Emily Blair

Posted on October 19, 2016 by Denise

“You wanna do good in this world? You gotta get your hands dirty.” Story: A nurse got kissed by some possessed dude.  Gotta hate when that happens.  Meanwhile, her fiance notices things aren’t quite right with his lady.  The trail … Continue reading →

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#31in31 2016: Freakish (Hulu series)

Posted on October 18, 2016 by Denise

“We all have secrets.” Story: The Breakfast Club are trapped in school after a chemical plant explosion causes a zombie mutation. I’m sure the kids that snuck back inside after the explosion are perfectly fine. Scares: Mostly jump scares, as … Continue reading →

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#31in31 2016: The Shallows

Posted on October 17, 2016 by Denise

“And here comes the tide.” Story: Med student Nancy heads to a beach her mother surfed as a way to memorialize mom. Unfortunately, Nancy finds a shark in the water…and no way to shore. Trapped on a low tide reef, … Continue reading →

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#31in31 2016: Holidays

Posted on October 16, 2016 by Denise

“Mommy?  How does he get in the house?” Story:   8 holiday-themed tales of terror.  From Valentine’s Day to NYE, a whole lotta people are gonna get offed.  Pass the popcorn! Scares:  Some effective ones, some not so effective.  All depends … Continue reading →

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#31in31 2016: Shin Godzilla

Posted on October 15, 2016 by Denise

“I repeat. There is no danger of the creature coming ashore.” Story: A huge aquatic creature clambers up from the deep, and onto Japanese soil. Red alert! Red alert! *SKREEONK* Scares: Of the mild, kaiju variety. Splat factor: Ditto. Mostly … Continue reading →

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