“Panama baby – WOOOO!”
Story: A group of recent college grads go to Panama to celebrate and talk about their plans to adult. But the tourist area is so played. Let’s go into this totally restricted jungle area that’s known for lots of missing tourists! It’ll be fun, we’re so rebel! What’s that noise y’all? Y’all?
Scares: Bless its heart, this film tries. But with the sheer stupidity of these characters, even the jump scares made me giggle.
Splat factor: Discovering bodies, finding bloody friends, characters getting attacked. So, yeah there’s some. Continue reading
“Hey Jules, I think this room might actually be…”
Nutshell: Shakeycam, choker-shots and Dutch angles rule the day in this dispassionate biopic. Director Damien Chazelle tries to shove Importance down viewers throats, but only manages greatness during the awe-inspiring moon landing. I came away with a headache, and the thought that Buzz Aldren and Neil Armstrong must have been real dicks. Grade: D-
“This is strange.”
I love the podcast Stuff Mom Never Told You. So when Anney and B came up an episodes on the Final Girl? I had to share in time for Halloween. So enjoy! And who knows, you may just learn something…
“You’re the one who’s been following me around all night, aren’t you?”
“What the fuck?”
“I’m a fucking brown belt, bitch!”
“Kill! The killer’s gonna get you!”
Atomic Fangirl 